It's only a mug, and I will probably get another." It's your marriage you want to get fixed, not some bloody silly mug."My mother must be really upset... about the state of Miriam and my marriage to call the Hammer's Cup Winning commemorative mug 'bloody silly'."I 'ope you're going to keep in touch wiv 'er; sending 'er post cards an' that, when you're in America." Of course I will – and it's Canada I'm going to." Same difference – anyway they talk the same as Yanks."I apologise to all Canadians. I hope you like this. Comments are appreciated. Risgrynsfisk (Ricegrainfish) ***** BOOK 1 – LUKAS Hi everyone. I don’t know if any of you out there are interested in reading my story, but I’m going to write it anyway and get it out there for you. Someone very dear to me has accused me of being a ‘fucking megalomaniac’ and maybe this imagining I’ll be of interest to you is a sign of that. The story starts about five years ago, when my then-life got so sick of itself it puked me out in a big. And there he is, sprawled on the bed, flipping channels languidly, spoilt for choice between cricket and pole dancing on the telly. He finally looks up, yawns and reaches out for her. She looks disgusted and hisses at him, "Undress yourself." And she is not alone. Between 2003, when INDIA TODAY-AC Nielsen-ORG MARG sex survey first focused on "What Women Want" and now, the percentage of women not interested in "undressing" their partners as a preferred mode of for*play has petered down from 16. Each time our eyes meet I feel a little dirtier. Instead I stared at his semi hard cock. I finally told myself, “Fuck it! It’s just one more cock. And there have been so many in the last two months. What difference does one more make?”It does, though. For some reason I feel terrible about having to do this for the man I thought was a friend at one time, the man who made a pass at me when his wife and my husband were sitting out on the patio. I know there’s no logic in that. It doesn’t matter..