Evan then laughed. Do you need to go poo-poo pig? Evan asked Joey in a evil grin. No! Joey said blushing. The truth was Joey was holding in a turd f...or quiet some time now. He didnt want to encourage Jake and Evan at all. Well I dont fucking care! Evan said loud and looking more evil. I want you to fucking turn around, spread your fat ass cheeks for my good friends here and strain to do a poo. The bell is going to ring in 3-minutes and if you dont fucking poo out a turd for us. We are all. I will not digress and re-tell my previous story of 'Our Babysitter and Her Mother'.Anyways, Justine had arrived to watch Steven and Frolic, just to keep them out from under foot, while I had my friends over for poker. The wife was out with the girls, just to get away from the noise of the poker game. I had spent a whole 20 minutes at the deli buying snack trays, laying them out in the kitchen, as if the wife had made them for the party and had the poker table and cards setup in the living. *** Daniel turned off the car engine and looked at himself in the rear-view mirror. He looked like shit after nearly 10 hours of work. He got out of the car and collected his briefcase. ‘Where the hell is she?’ he thought as he slammed the door shut and walked towards the door. Her phone was switched off and she hadn’t wished him which was quite unlike her. Shrugging and chiding himself for being too expectant, he turned the key and opened the door. As soon as he entered, ke knew that something. Jake saw row upon row of sexy clothes, most of which did not look like anything that would be worn outside a bedroom. He would have thought that clerks would be on hand to give sizing help and to get anything from the back room, but there wasn't a sign of any other living soul. The men's wear was along the back wall; so Jake had to stroll through the ladies' wear to get to them.The type of leathers and lace that Jake was passing was not the kind of thing he could ignore, so he whistled at a few.