... but actually weren't. Anyway we ended up dancing up on each other and I bought her a drink and got talking and ended up spending the night togethe...r. I won't go into the details of that night right now but it certainly was a lot of fun.Fast forward a month or two, we hadn't had the relationship 'talk' but it was pretty obvious we were bf and gf. We'd met each other's parents and we had gotten to know each other's friends oh and yeh she had admitted to me she was a stripper.... I had a boys. They ran my driver's license, and then called Rosie. She showed up about 30 minutes into the ordeal. Yes, she knew the two of us were out together. Yes, it was with her full permission and blessing. Yes, she believes us when we said we were not there for sex.“Officer, if these two wanted to have sex, trust me when I say they would be much more careful than to try it here!” Thankfully they all laughed. When they finally agreed to let us go, I went up to the one that had grilled me the most and. "It's kinda hard to swallow, I know," he had said with a knowing, almost sympathetic expression on his face. For just the slightest moment, I thought he was referring to the sandwich, but that was just my stomach thinking for me.I learned Steve had been working for these guys, the Normal Bureau, as an undercover agent taking part in what they called Operation Beetroot. He was positively psyched, sitting face-to-face with Jules Caesar who apparently was some sort of legend in the Bureau. I don't. " I hope she didn't put it that way. I hope she didn't say 'thanks for letting Sammy make me a woman, '" I said, incredulous."Actually the way she put it was cruder than that," Cindy said. "Dad's still not okay with it but at least I'm not grounded any more. Aren't you happy about that?"I was overjoyed that she was no longer grounded and I showed her how happy I was. Then she went to work on me about Lester, pleading with me to relax my insistence that he dunk his head in a toilet and flush it.
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