It wasn't too difficult, he had worn even higher heels many times before. Jeanette was ready in a few minutes. She was as professionally atti...red as Hank. "We should look like we are together," she said as she headed for the door to the hallway. She grabbed one of two purses on the bed and motioned to Hank to take the other. "Take it, it has everything a girl needs," she said. Hank couldn't move. Jeanette picked up the purse, shoved it into one of his hands and took the other. Mom was the lenient one who was always gone on some major trip. I was cool with it until she brought home a boyfriend. Coming home from Europe, my mom walked through the front door, shouting, “I’m home, and I brought a man with me.” Those words scared me instantly, I was enjoying my freedom; I didn’t want some lame boyfriend of hers to ruin my fun, but she sounded happy so I figured why not. I should have known she would drag home a guy that screamed, “Slut!” One look at him and I decided to. I pulled into the mall parking lot and waited for her.About 10mins later she drove up and parked next to me.I have to admit being middle aged and not having any problems with sexual performance decided to take a little blue pill that morning b4 leaving the house just to guarantee all went well.She was dressed that day in a short skirt pretty conservative with a light sweater on top and flat shoes. So we get to the room and we chat briefly and she remove her sweater and I have to tell you I have. The peasant got angry when we laughed at the witchcraft stories. Atcomplete loss as to what to do, he admonished us once more aboutChristian brotherly love, Yankee imperialism and the Virgin Mary.For reasons unknown (no one truly listened to the old fart's ramblingmonologues). He then started to sing the Colombian National Anthem:"Independence!" cries the American world; The land of Colombus. Isbathed in heroes' blood. But this great principle; "The king is notsovereign", resounds, and those.