”“Actually, I hadn’t attended since just before marrying Carl. I had been irregular before that but, after the divorce, well, divorced women are... not welcome in some Baptist churches. At least, that’s true at the one where I grew up. I never tried around here. I just didn’t go at all. None of my roommates did either.”“The Methodists will welcome you. The biggest issue will be explaining our current living situation. People will want to draw the wrong conclusions. Even then, you would still be. I then got her on all four and started to fuck her from behind. She seemed to be loving this from all the noise she was making, she had such a tight pussy for a 50 something.I was close to coming so pulled out and started to lick her wet pussy some more. She was moaning really loudly now and I asked her to get on top of me.I was now able to play with her rather big and a bit saggy tits. As she was riding me I reached round and started to pull her arse cheeks apart, and I slid a finger into her. ’ He nodded eagerly. ‘I don’t know your name.’ ‘Kitty. Have you been on this ship for long?’ ‘No, just a few months.’ ‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m seventeen, the youngest aboard. Unless you…?’ ‘No, I’m eighteen. Nearly nineteen, as it happens. Though I’ll probably spend my birthday locked in some rancid hellhole at the mercy of your villain of a Captain.’ ‘Ssh. You might be heard. He’s very hard on you, isn’t he?’ ‘I had noticed.’ Kitty flushed and looked away, mortified. ‘Why is he punishing you?’. One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.” To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday!LEXOPHILIA- WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?A lexophile of course!• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!• How.