My parents, Abby and Betty had eaten and gone skiing.“I tried to wake Cathy. She has been asleep almost sixteen hours now. I think you need to go ch...eck her,” Mary said after I finished my second bowl.Cathy was on her back, snoring lightly, arms splayed. I sat beside her. She looked so young and innocent. “Cathy, wake up,” I said as I gently shook her. She turned on her side. Mary handed me an ice cube. I put it at the base of Cathy’s skull, rubbing it back and forth. She started to come. ”“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.“Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd ... Did the Sheriff come?”“Yeah!”“Did they chop your firewood?”“Yep!”“Happy Birthday, buddy!”Whoever said that rednecks weren’t sentimental?This compliments of the ‘Shy. Mera abu ke dost awais (name changed) ki wife ka sath jis ko ma chachi he keh kar bulata hn …. Ham dono relations bohat hi kareeb the or hamara eka dusre ke ghar ana jana laga rehta he mari chacho awais ki jb shadi hoi tb ma sirf 12 13 sal ka tha or un ki sahdi ma as sarbala tha us waqt mjhe sex ke bara ma kch bi pata na tha pr jb 18 ka hoa tu ma ne bp or muth marana shru ki 18 sal ki umar ma me ne 3 4 girl friend ke sath bi sex kia un ki story agli dafa btaunga is story ke remarks mjhe zarorr. It’s fun to think about but nobody would ever expect anything like that to happen.I do know that some fathers molest their children. I’m sure that happens more than gets reported. The idea of that sickens me. But I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about having a grown daughter practically throw herself at you asking for – or even demanding – sex. I can’t imagine that happens often. I reckon that in this day and age, by the time a girl is grown, she should’ve got over any childhood.