We even measure distance with time. "How far is it to work?" can get a valid answer of "Thirty-five minutes." And we measure distance in the universe ...in light years, a concept unfathomable to most people. But even the mind boggling light years has no comparison to eternity. Eternity -- forever! It's a nice thought if you're in Heaven, but rather discomforting for those in Hell. So even though days had passed on Earth, Satan was still in his chamber with the nun he renamed Sister Mary Cum-Slut.. My senses shrieked 'Danger!' as I realized I was suspended in mid air. My feet were planted on something solid but invisible. I began to sweat and I could feel a gorge rising in my throat as unreasoning panic took hold."I apologize for the momentary disorientation," he said from below where I was standing, "Feel better now?" I did.I took a deep breath and looked about me. I was in the center of a spherical room, featureless except for oddly shaped protrusions in seemingly random patterns. I. Creepy.Later that night when I saw the short segment on the local news, the funeral was described as a gathering of ‘the great and the good, from film stars to captains of industry’. Like I said, it was a circus.We had the weekend to try and get back to some degree of normality, then on Monday after school came the next shock.Me, Caity, Harry, Dan and Mrs O’Keef had been summoned to the lounge for Grandpa’s solicitor to explain the terms of his will.“Firstly, let me offer my sincere condolences. Even from where I was I could see her skirt getting soaked in piss. I should have walked out, but my reason had all but vanished at this point. "Elizabeth, can you hear me?" I called. Her head was leaning against the wall, she passed out again. I quickly grabbed her tits and started kissing her neck and the side of her face. I was in a hurry so I just pulled her bra down after opening her blouse more. Her tits were even better than I thought they would be. They were massive perfect spheres,.