Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ...‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.2. Ate salad for dinner.. “Are you ok in there Jake?”It was Laura’s voice! Laura was standing just on the other side of a thin door panel while I stood there with my pants around my ankles and my swollen dork still clutched in my sticky hands. Unbelievably, I was once more at full attention.“What’s taking you so long, Jake? Is everything ok?”She was obviously laughing at the complete and total power she had over me. She knew exactly what I was doing and why. Perhaps that was why she had groped me--just to exercise her. “I would much rather go straight to the original site for a smell and taste of you.” I told her. I proceeded to lave and lick along her labia, taking in those fleshy lips and sucking them deeply into my mouth. I worked my tongue up and down purposely avoiding the clit, until Nan put her hands on my head and pressed it down into her pussy. “Lick me and suck me Dan,” she groaned lustily. I raised my head for a moment. “For as long as you want Nan. My tongue and cock are yours.” She just. ”“Second squad finished; third squad beginning their sweep,” the Senior Monitor reported.“Move up to the next junction,” I ordered. “Watch out for that air well.”“Yes, sir.”It was as well I was cautious, three alien heavies dropped down out of the well, though not onto the Troopers, fortunately. They were, however, able to use their claw-like limbs to bat away the front rank, only to go under to the second rank’s polearms and be finished off by the third rank’s axe heads.“Wonder where the hell.