Jeeju started the conversation about sex by asking whether everything was alright in my sex life and when me and Anjali were planning for a child. I t...old him to wait for 1-2 years and let us enjoy to the fullest. He also agreed with our planning and told me that this is the golden period of life.Me: Jeeju, aap to ko kai saalon ka experience hai, kuch aur gyaan do Jeeju: (Unki Jabaan ladkhadaane lagi thi) dekho Vishal, aadmi kabhi boodha nahi hota lekin aurat ka bachhe hone ke baad sex ke prati. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23. ”“RED CONTROL, AJAX, good work.” Ned Carlson put down the radio. The breakthrough was moving without a hitch. Three divisions had already broken through the Russian line and the other three were following. As Kelly had suggested, one peeled off north and another south, while the remainder raced straight ahead.He picked up a field telephone and called Jim Ames at the 82nd Airborne. “Jim, it’s Ned. I need help!”“Ned, come on! We’re extended to beat hell. What’s the problem?”“It’s CAVALIER, Jim.. But sadly it couldn't last, I had to leave town to go to university, about 5 hours away by car, which i didnt own one so it was more like a 8 hour bus trip. We decided that we would stay together even though i was moving. We got to see each other about every 3-4 weeks as I would take the bus home. But the during the late fall during exams i was not able to see her for 6 weeks. This was by far the longest either of us had gone without sex for over a year. I thought that this would be a terrible.
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