I am a nobody and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.13. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed al...ive.14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America???15. Having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can. ? We drove to the tattoo studio. Paula was bubbly with excitement one minute, then suddenly quiet and reflective the next. I introduced her to Anya, the tattoo artist and she showed Paula some sketches she had drawn of dolphins. Paula selected one about three inches long jumping out of a white capped wave, with a bright, colorful rainbow arcing above. She decided to have it placed on her right shoulder blade. The tattoo took about ninety minutes to do. Paula was stoic throughout, never. This one will keep you company, warm your bed in the long lonely nights. You can train her to do anything you wish, she was the prized slave of a woman who couldn’t stop gambling, I took this sweet girl as payment for her former mistresses gambling debt. Treat her well and she will loyal to you. Patty stared in astonishment at this gift, Master had been generous in the past, a diamond collar and a gold link chain leash for when Master took her out in public. Jewelry to wear in public,. Her soft whimpers turn into breathier, louder moans. She is starting to be loud enough for neighboring apartments to be able to hear her. But what little restraint she had begun with has been discarded by now. She is highly aroused and enjoying it. She discards all her concerns, including what the neighbors might think if they hear her getting laid by an alien. Though no one will know it was an alien, she would like to think that they would. For his part, Ghok doesn’t care much about the noise.