It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. And as soon as I saw it, I knew I had to bring it over for you to watch."My heart was still racing and my ere...ction was subsiding. "Uh, yeah sure." What was I going to say? 'No, I'm busy looking at porn, come back in 20 minutes..'Ron busied himself loading the DVD player while I fixed us both a cocktail. "Where's everybody else tonight?" I asked Ron."Out of town, other stuff, who cares... this movie is fucking hilarious."Being a small living room in a. “How about doing something kind of kinky?” my fat wife asked.I was always up for some nasty fun so I said, “What do you have in mind?”“How would you like me to tie you up and let me seduce you?” “That sounds like a lot of fun,” I said. “How do you want to get started?”“Just sit in this chair and let me get the ropes out:The chair was common enough; it was a very sturdy, somewhat heavy and made of solid oak. It had wooden arms and sturdy legs.Julie got out the rope and began by tying my ankles. Her knees were on a pillow, and bands circled her ankles, bracing them an indecent distance apart. Similar bands held each wrist, tied to what might have been the legs of the bench. ‘Finally awake, are you?’ came Rob’s whisper. A gag prevented her from answering. He chuckled. ‘Nothing to say, Constance? No excuses, no blame for Robert now? Oh, you’ve been a bad girl, sweet sister-mine.’ Muffled noises, too low to carry more than a few feet, were the best she could manage. He chuckled again. With a small bundle of wood in your arms you turn back towards your camp when a familiar figure catches your eye. Hunched over their own fire is the man you saw from earlier. You freeze for just a moment when he looks over at you. For a second you swear you could see a look of hunger cross his face, a look of a hunter staring down at their prey. You blink and shake your head realizing you have been staring for a little too long as his look of hunger is now one of confusion. You wave and.