About a zillion people standing around waiting for the chair lifts watched me crash and burn.When I took off my snow incrusted sunglasses Katrina was ...looming over me looking worried."Are you hurt, Baby," she asked.I climbed slowly to my feet as the crowd around me clapped and catcalled. "Nice landing, the Russian Judge gave it a 9.7," I heard someone yell. I bowed towards the onlookers my face a crimson mask of embarrassment."Nothing hurt but my pride," I mumbled.One of the girls I'd tripped at. You feeling brave? i asked my wife. yea lets check it out i heard these places can get real nasty. so we bought a ticket and headed inside. i noticed every guy in there was staring at my wife as we sat down. did you see that guy had his cock out and was jerking off? the wife asked me. maybe we should sit closer to him so we can watch him jerk off.said my wife. we can do that i told her. wait look over here i told her. there was a guy just a couple of seats over from us with his pants down. Dave and I put the barrels back against the rails and raked the ring, then with the horses fed and watered the 4 of us went back to the house.After washing up we sat down to lunch, and Linda squealed when she saw Aunt Darla had made finger steaks. She laughed, and said that I had told her that she loved them. “I insisted he show me how to make them, and I did try once. But they came out nothing like this. These are different than the ones he makes.”I smiled. “Well, to do it right you need. And if the newcomer’s score is higher than the lowest in the club, the new man is in, and the old one is out. No one just barely meets requirements, they all exceed. I have been told that the largest cock is 17? long and almost as big around as a beer can. I can’t imagine!I was given directions to their ?clubhouse?, and was told to be there around 11:30 on Friday night so that I would be ready to start at midnight. I had also been told not to eat anything for the previous 12 hours, and to.