I was getting rid of my cow because of her lack of condition. She had been kept superbly and this showed in the fact that her condition surpassed by f...ar any of the other cows that I had seen prior this evening. Every buyer looking down at the auction ring strained to improve their view of this amazing specimen. She looked beautiful beyond their imaginations but I know her real condition. She was not providing as much milk as she once did and was finding it difficult to cope with the demands of. "You'll be a senior in the fall, V-boy, you need some experience. More than your hand, too. There's lots more fun out there than doing yourself, you know," Mary Alice said as he sat down at his station."Yeah, that thing needs to go in something other than your fist, V-boy," Penny told him, "all you're getting is calluses," and they all laughed."Well, at least I'm having sex with someone I love," he shot back, using Woody Allen's classic retort."Maybe but someone with boobs and a pussy would be. I sighed. That little minx would be the death of me. My mum would kill me if I was late for my dad’s birthday party. I could just hear her clipped tones. ‘Your brother and sisters managed to be on time. If I’d meant 8.30pm, I’d have said 8.30pm.’I sighed. Families. You couldn’t pick ‘em. My brother and two sisters weren’t lez-bee-ahns. That was the way she said it, like it was a wholly unfamiliar word. Careful pronunciation needed in case of offense. She’d repeated it like that when I’d told. Pulling my face from the tasty cock I was devouring I said, “just loosening up my jaw honey” I then went back to what I had been doing with vigor and a couple minutes later was rewarded with Chuck’s sweet load finding it’s way to my hungry tummy as I swallowed every drop. I stood up and gazing into Chuck’s eyes gave him a devilish smile and told him to regain his strength because I expected him to fuck me before the night was over!The outfit I was given to wear while serving drinks to the crowd.