“Well, it was in the contract you had me sign when we moved in here,” I replied.Then she laughed, and gave me a hug. She showed some real apprecia...tion for me listening to her.“We had sex once four weeks ago. I thought we were moving a little fast, but then we went backwards. He wouldn't even kiss me, then I find him with someone else,” Jenna explained.“What did he say?” I had to know.“We were moving slowly, but yet he was the one that never answered his phone,” Jenna replied.I gave her another. He rolled his eyes at my smaltzy comment.The girls had flirted with Myron, but nowhere near as outrageously as they had the evening he and Lisa had gotten engaged and we’d done the crazy pizza delivery routine. He and Lisa were definitely in love and practically joined at the hip.Lisa told me during the party that they talked all the time about their lives, their pasts, their dreams and fantasies, and that the lovemaking was out of this world. She also whispered to me, “Myron can be kind of. Okay. Picture this. A spoiled seventeen-month-old boy with finger paints. Do I really need to go any further as to the state of his clothes and face after the first half hour? No? Good.Anyway, after Richie got some in his eye, I gave up on trying to suggest something to the twins to paint and just left them there as I took the colorful crybaby to the nearest bathtub, but told them if they hadn't painted something by the time I got back, I wasn't going to take them shopping after dinner like I. I wiped her forehead with a cloth dipped in water, and that brought her back to consciousness. "Oh, my God! My husband!" She rose to her knees and embraced the first man to be shot by the bandits. "John ... John, open your eyes and speak to me!"I bent down to her and said, "Ma'am, he cannot do that. I hate to say this, but he is dead." (Yes, I know, I am famous for my tact and considered choice of words.)The woman looked at me in disbelief and turned back to the dead man. That was when she.