No particular reason, just haven't had the desire or ambition. Actually, much about my life is the same. Still single, a couple of escapades on both... sides of the fence, but nothing that stuck. The following story is not mine. It is a story as told to me by a close friend. I'm naming her Donna which is obviously a fictitious name. In fact any name in the story is fictional. One night Donna and I were about half wasted on some very special brownies. We got to talking about our first. Anyway Dave came to our house and we all got in my company van I had at the time and yes it was to a wedding this all happened on the way home.The company van only had two front seats so we put in a temp. seat ( a wooded box with a pillow) for my wife to sit on we were already running late so when we got to the hall they had all ready served food so missed out on eating there, we stayed around for a short time then left to find food there was a place close to the hall so went and had. We walked a few miles talking here and there. Jodi was really nice looking. She stood 5'6", with long blond hair. She was slightly chunky, toned in the legs, but soft in the mid section. She had nice B-cup tits, and a wiggly ass. I first saw her when she was 11. It was about a few months later that we would start talking. One of my old high school buddy's lived next door to her. So hanging out with him, got me to know her family.Jodi loved to talk as we walked. We stopped at a mom and pop. " Good, now get up and take your shorts off." I responded by standing up and slipping out of my shorts. I was very self conscious about my cock and was humiliated to be standing naked in front of these two guys who both had their clothes on. What made it worse was that both guys started laughing when they saw my cock."Holy shit," James laughed, "no wonder you are a pussy little cocksucker, there is no way you could please a woman with that thing. I feel sorry for your girlfriend, you should.