-Phyllis DillerThe reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.-Phyllis DillerBest way to get ri...d of kitchen odours: Eat out.-Phyllis DillerA bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.-Phyllis DillerI want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.-Phyllis DillerMost children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.-Phyllis. He was so “jazzed” up by it all he knew what he wanted next. He wanted to have sex and momentous sex at that with this woman who lived next door to him and his wife. That is of course if she would do it with him. “Can I ask a favor?” he said and she asked what. “I’d love to have sex with you. Would you have sex with me?” “Of course I will. Get on top of me and put your penis, your cock up against my vagina, and let’s have some fabulous fun this morning. I’m having fun and hope you are too.” He. "Mmmmm," she said, and propped her butt up a little higher to give the old goat better access. He gave up all pretence of spreading lotion and started rubbing her clit directly."Oh, you dirty old bastard," she growled through panted breaths.As he continued to stroke her clit, he wiped the lotion off his other hand and slowly inserted first one, then two fingers into her tight pussy."God," she said, and began grinding her mound against his clammy hands."Faster and deeper," she said, and he. Since 'engineer hours' are good for a hundred and fifty bucks or more, each, and one can hire all manner of college kids who want a bit of cash, the actual moving will not be done by me and the other engineers. We'll make sure stuff goes in the right place. Tina's perfectly capable of supervising that bit,So many things going on all at once. Yesterday was a WEDDING!Poor Tina ... She's on the edges of this one, what with the last days of pregnancy and the birth, Nikki and Cindy brought Dana and.