. I mean you ...if you were able to help me"I pulled up outside Danni's house and turned to her "What are you talking about, has Iain done something? ...What can I do to help, just ask" I said. "That's what I am trying do, Iain's great he's really special it's just he won't sleep with me" The elephant that had been in the room was now even obvious to me."You mean you haven't had sex with Iain" Don't sound so surprised" She retorted "We knew early on what we had was special we've done lots of heavy. She put it on heavyand he knew he looked like he wanted to be screwed when she wasdone. She had him put on a sparkling necklace and three braceletsthat sparkled like stars at night. She declared him done and said it was almost time to leave. Shegave him a cup of coffee to drink. He asked if he couldn't justphone in that he had named her president. She told him that was anannouncement that had to be made in person. He slowly followed herout to her car. He asked her if he could take his car,. " Carmen smiled.I looked at Patricia, only to find her turning to me with the same expression of wonder that my face must have worn."My God!" she whispered, "Is this my poor, emotionally disturbed sister? I guess being a demi-goddess is better therapy than all the psych wards in the world!" I'll say!" I whispered back, "Why haven't we seen this Carmen before?" I suppose the situation hasn't arisen that would allow her strength to show." Patricia replied."Do you suppose she'll want MY job?" I. She had tried to become a stay-at-home wife, but, she was bored out of her mind, and one day, had spotted a private club nearby, and had gone in to see if she could get a job. She had talked to the Manager, and he set up an appointment for her to come in and audition as a dancer. She had gone in and danced through 4 sets, and had been asked a few questions. She was hired 2 days later, AND DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BOUNCE ON A CASTING COUCH!!! She didn't even get felt up. This was going to be much.