The flashes had barely registered in my mind before the teams rushed the doors, coming at the terrorists from all four sides at once. Gunfire broke ou...t all around the place as agents neutralized terrorists and steadily moved inward.Some rag headed bastards were not having any fun tonight.One of my minders tapped me on the shoulder. “Mr. President. You might want to let up on the arm of that chair. You are about to rip it off completely.” He was right. My hands ached from squeezing so tightly.. I was still a bit paranoid about getting locked out, so I put a shoe in the doorway when I walked down the hall to my pigeon hole. I was excited when I opened the hatch to find a big white box. It had to be the posh frock I’d ordered for my friend’s birthday party! I ran back to my flat and put the box on my dining table, ripping the lid off in anticipation. I discarded a few layers of scrunchy white paper but knew straight away that something wasn’t right. Instead of my shiny red dress with. Chalo chhodo ab main apni sex ki kahani par ata hoon. Baat january 2006 ki hai tab mere mom and dad mere mama ji ke ghar lohri ke tyohar par gaye the par main ek jaruri kaam hone ke karan ja nahi saka tha. To mummy ne jaate hue priya ko bola ke priya tum iska dhyan rakh lena uske liye khana bana dena hum 1 week ke liye bahar ja rahe h to wo boli thik hai aunty mai bana dungi. Jab mummy gai to raat ka time tha wo mujse boli ke rohan khana kha lo to maine use kaha ke abhi nai kal ko meri ek. She was right, but she was wrong. Yes, I did want to kiss Angela's ass, but I would rather kiss Tori's, or better yet, have Tori sit on my face.She brightened. "That's it! It's okay Bryan. I won't tell. There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, a lot of girls aren't into having their asses kissed. Too weird. But, you might have better luck going for something more common, like ask her to sit on your face."I choked. Her words echoed through me ... "sit on your face" ... "sit on your face" ... "sit.