One day, you told me you were going to be in my area for a business trip, and maybe we could get dinner. I jumped at the chance, and set it all up.Fin...ally, you arrived, and I picked you up at the airport. You looked gorgeous, and I really tried my best not to stare, though I could have sworn you almost wanted me to look. I offered for you to stay with me, but since meetings started so early, you insisted on a hotel. We talked on the short ride to the hotel, and I found it very difficult to. I don't want to make it too strong. I have to drive home and the last thing I need is a DUI." Oh, it's no problem," John replied. "More for me." He laughed and made himself a strong drink to settle his nerves and loosen up around his new friend. They kept the conversation light and John kept his glass full. By the time he was on his third whiskey and coke Leo had just finished his first. The conversation turned to working out."So where do you work out? I can tell you hit the gym pretty hard.". Eau d' Lucia.Natalie fanned her chest and muttered something. Lucia looked me up and down slowly, leered a bit and said, "There's a lot more where that came from." Natalie choked out, "Stud!" Apparently they'd been gossiping (sorry, that's "having communication regarding educational aspects of certain recent events") about last night's activities and our nocturnal rendezvous.I told Lucia, "It's a Real Good Thing, my Lady, because you're gonna need it." She smiled and we fell into each other for. "Wife's Response:"Who the fuck is Paula?"And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.CRA Tax ReturnThis story is said to be true: The Canadian Revenue Agency actually commented on this one. Something to ponder ... but, still worth a broad Smile!Amazing, but true, if you think about it, and it shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.The CRA has returned the Tax Return to a man in Canada after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.In response to.