When the DJ at this party asked for “all the unmarried men in the house” to come to the center of the dance floor, I pretended not to hear and bus...ied myself by studying the label of our table’s bottle of Cabernet. I always thought that the catching of the garter was more silly than entertaining. Many wedding guests might disagree with my take on it and actually look forward to the ritual – that’s okay with me as long as I’m left out of it. Since nobody here knew me, I was safe – my marital. I was so turned on I was about to burst out of my pants so I let go of her panty and started un-buckling my pants to help relieve myself. I kept on finger fucking her ass then I hear those magic words.Mariebel begged me for one more finger and I was happy to give it to her. When I was able to get the third finger in her ass Mariebel grabbed me by my neck and she started shaking and moaning wildly I knew she was about to have an orgasm so I tool my other hand and reached under her and moved her. She came in said good morning class. And I too rose and said good morning madam and she introduced herself and started doing a lesson from the text book.After like 5 min I said ‘its very hot in here na madam.” Yes beta it is.what to do na.’Then I said ‘can I take some buttons off madam?it is very hot na.’ ‘Hmmm.ok beta.i can understand the reason na.’Then I take my shirt off and open my trouser zipper fully.she smiles and keeps teaching.then I said ‘i feel embarrassed madam.im the only who is. I’ve been asking people that question all day long, and each time I get different answer!”Q: How can you tell an extroverted accountant?A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts “That’s just for starters!”A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve.