Imagine getting to dry hump me whenever I’m asleep and you’re still horny. Also imagine no curfew, of course. I’m your lover, not your mother. N...ot even your legal guardian yet, if ever. I can’t legally make you go to bed, and while I’d be tempted to for selfish reasons, such as sex, I doubt that I would need to force you into bed with me. You can come and go as you please, bring your girlfriends here to fuck us, you get the idea.“This is gonna be the life for both of us. No sneaking around. No. “This muffin has a great cunt, better than I expected. I’ll step to one side so Alastair can get this on video.” He used his fingers to separate her cunt lips. “See? She has quite the prominent mons veneris and chubby labia. Lovely chestnut brown pubic hair too. And look at this clitoris. I’ll pull back the hood so you can see.” We all peered into her crotch and agreed she had a nice plump cunt and clit. Harold pinched and twirled the little peeping head of the girl’s clitoris between. If I look back she turns all haughty bitch again." You're serious?" asked Eugene."Honest to god. By Gildorian's honor, what I have told you is the truth." Man I'd sure like to eat Melissa's pussy," said Leroy eyeing a cheesy puff like it was a pussy."I'd rather go down on Desiree," said Gene. Gil tossed a gaming dice at his buddy."Or better yet, Shawna. She's one hot black bitch." Leroy stared off into space imagining it."Look, one day you two are going to get the chance to hook up with a. ’ He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that.