But I couldn't evenget a job at McDonalds. Who would possibly hire a freaklike me? While I was sitting there, I heard somethingnearby... a bunch of ye...lling, followed by sirens. Curious,I looked around the corner and saw that there was abuilding on fire. Several cop cars were already gatheringaround, though no fire engines had yet to show up. Suddenly, I saw THEM. It was the E.R.S. The EmergencyRescue Squad. Definitely a strange name for a super herogroup, but these were an odd group of super. Some of these birds have no judgement. One just tried to land on the perch on a feeder, overshot and crashed into the window. Not the first time, either. Maybe for that bird, but maybe not.Anyway I saw one of the two squirrels who visit every day so I grabbed two peanuts, opened the door and stepped out. This one was the one we call skinny tail. He's young, this must be his first winter, and his tail hasn't 'bushed' all the way out yet.Skinny tail is pretty skitterish, and when I opened the. She glared at my hand and said sternly, "Shut up and get naked. You piece of shit!" I was thinking, did I order a Dominitrix by accident? Then suddenly I felt the sharp end of her high heel in my stomach! It brought me to my knees. "Why are your clothes still on? Are you fucking deaf?", she growled. What could I do? If I didn't get naked fast, she might beat the life outta me. Now I was naked and on my knees still. Ami towered over me. "You're so pathetic.", she sneered. She undressed slowly. Tell me what ye're lookin' for, an' I'll get ye ta the right shops."Danica stopped in the street, and Celes took several steps before she realized she was walking alone. "What are ye on about?" Celes asked, and beckoned, "C'mon, let's be goin'." Why are you acting like this?" Danica demanded. "What have I done to deserve this?"Celes' brow furrowed and her eyes darkened. She drew in a breath and looked as though she was about to deliver a stinging tongue-lashing to Danica, but then her eyes.
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