I never had a girlfriend. Never dated. Ibarely went to the prom - and I remembered it was awkward and I didn'tenjoy it.Despite not caring what those p...eople from 20 years ago thought aboutme, there was a part of me that wanted to show up with a great job anda loving wife to show all of those losers that I turned out prettycool. Well I certainly wasn't going to go stag now."OK," I told myself. "Dinner Time. I could either order pizza for the2nd time this week and Netflix and chill with myself, or. .Whoa...There! It’s there!Okay, now you know it’s up and you’ll have something to read after work.Oh, who are you kidding! You know you have to read it now!I steal a nervous glance at the closed door. Sure it locks, but I can’t risk it. So I’m reading, eyes tracking sentences like lighthouse beacons, heart banging like a loose shutter in hurricane season, and already the locks on the Panama Canal are failing. All the familiar tingles and throbs are at high frequency and multiplied exponentially. "We could go swimming" said Linda.Melonie responded that she had no suit. (Her and Linda were very different in size there was no sharing) Linda said, "Well how about skinny dipping" Where?" My neighbors down the street have a pool, if we are quiet it will be fine."So the plan was hatched. The girls stripped to just shorts and tops, and I was just wearing cut-offs. Off we went. The house was dark as we snuck past it. We took off our suits and slipped as quietly as possible into the water. I was. My heart beat was going through the roof as Istruggled to open the door."You bitch!" shouted Tumbril, "you'll pay for that"I glanced round to see that he had got to his feet and, with one handrubbing his eyes and the other holding his groin area, was lumberingtowards me.Suddenly with one last desperate wrench I managed to pull the boltback. I pulled the handle of the door, it opened agonisingly slowly,because of the door restrainer. In a few seconds the gap was largeenough for me to try and.