His first goal he decided was to see to the proper punishment of the lazy-bones Brownie, Rollobottom, and he worked out the best way to accomplish thi...s!Taking his last few hoarded coins, the cobbler traveled to the village tavern and bought a skin of strong Falerian brandy. Powerful stuff, certain to be able to incapacitate one of the Wee Folk, regardless of its endless thirst for ale or strong spirits!Taking up the flask, the cobbler left the inn and talking in a loud voice, he let it be known. It all started with a walk in the woods.I had come up to my family's cabin for a long weekend hoping to break acase of writer's block, and thought maybe a hike would be good for me. SoI put on my hiking boots and took a walk in the woods. I had walked formaybe a half-hour when I heard a scream.I ran toward the sound, found a boy, naked and tied to the ground andcovered with what looked like honey.I could see some ants were investigating him, so I ran up and pulled outmy hunting knife (A girl. I was surprised because he had 3 friends over and all were either naked or just in robes. I could also smell the pot that they had been smoking! Troy started to talk and told me he had told his friends about me. I was a little nervous until Troy showed me their drivers licenses and all were over 18, with 2 being over 21. Troy told me that they wanted a sex slave for the day... of course being the slut I am I said yes. With that he told me to get undressed and go downstairs to the fun room. Once. . well ... um ... well I’m not sure really. Your new choirmaster arrived the other day as well as our new reverend for the church. They have requested what they think is a very important meeting of some sort with all the parents and care givers of all the choir members. They gave no indication as to what it was they wanted to see us about - just be in the choir chamber at 7pm for a meeting that should last, hopefully, for no more than an hour. That’s all I can tell you.”Both mother and daughter.