As soon as I thought about her, I winced. The voices in my head, a chorus of wailing doomsayers, started up again. It had been a while since I heard f...rom them. How is Kate? Is she okay? How long has it been since you spoke to her? How is Melody, and Edwin? How are they coping? They’re probably dead. Or kidnapped. Or killed by some sort of virus. You left them alone. How could you do that? Whoooooooooooooooo!I sighed and put away my swim shorts. Time to break a cardinal rule of intelligence. I grabbed them and started pressing them, crushing them hard. Once in a while, I pinched her nipples. Mom moved her hand in my hair, over my face, and over my back.After a while, Mom said, “Son, let me feel the warmth of your handsome body. Get up.”I got up. Mom pulled me neat and embraced me. Her hard nipples were pressed against my chest. I moved my hands all over her back. Mom moved her tongue on my cheeks and swirling it over my earlobes once in a while. It was so exciting.I held her close. ”I was shocked to hear about my mother being talked about like that, l had never considered her in that way, yes she was nice looking and she was always smartly dressed, she hadn’t gone to fat like a lot of women her age, in fact, once l really thought about it she didn’t have a bad figure, nothing over the top but quite nice for a woman of her age.“Sorry,” Dan said, sensing from my silence that he had said something he shouldn’t, “l hope l didn’t offend you talking like that.”“Oh…no,” I. - may I suggest something along the lines of your birthday suit!" Okay, smartass! You're on! But, you better get crakin'! Otherwise, I might just get started without you..."*** The following morning, working in conjunction with one another, the two of them cleared away the breakfast dishes. Then, as Beth went through the motions of pouring them both a second cup of coffee, in what Joe took to be a very ominous sounding voice, she reluctantly informed him that they really needed to talk. "First.