Friday I was on Air Force 2 filling in for the Vice President again, this time to Japan for a summit. This time it was just me with an assistant from ...the State Department and a note book of the past summits and agreements for my reading pleasure. The Secret Service VP security detail was assigned to me for any trips replacing the VP.There was a second notebook of Japanese customs, traditions and the no-no’s of the diplomatic mission. I didn’t need the notebook; I had a part in this movie more. Yes, yes, I know it's weird to be talking about your mother like that but I'm painfully aware that she's attractive, definitely a MILF.Yesterday evening I was talking to Ray on Facebook and he asked me about my sex life, since I had recently got together with a girl at my university called Sally. When I asked him about his in return he made another 'Motherfucker' joke, he'd been going pretty hard with them that whole day and he was finally starting to piss me off. I snapped off a joke about how. ‘The problem is, that if Nick, or anyone else deflowers you, it will not be very visual, not much for the subscribers to see. Jack wants something very different, very visual and dramatic, that highlights your virginity. If you’re deflowered from the outside in, there’s nothing to see. He wants to deflower you from the inside out, so the subscribers can see your hymen ruptured,’ said Jordan. ‘But … How could that happen?’ asked Blen. ‘Jack has come up with a method. He’s done some research, and. It was an accident ... an accident, that's all." No, baby. If it hadn't been for me, Bill wouldn't have been in that accident in the first place," she whispered.I stared at my mother in perfect incomprehension. "What -- Mom, what in God's name are you talking about?"She sighed, staring down at her hands. "On the day he died, right before he was going to work, I picked a fight with him. It was about something utterly moronic, too ... I was just in a crappy mood, and took it out on your father..