"joker: "Yup you just spelled MAC HINE."Ok this joke i heard from Howard Stern.2.Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?A. Brune...ttes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?A. The Invitation !Q. Why are there so. “It was a secret only known for me and Cheran, and now you also know about it”, my mom told me. all this time I was imagining the story my mom had just told me. I could feel the wetness over my pussy. my mom has really turned me on with her life story.Me: mom you and uncle had sexual relation.Mom: well, we didn’t go any further than touching each other’s chest and sucking nipples. We never talked about it after we knew about sex.I was clearly turned on by mom having a relationship with her. When she finally lifted her head she stared at me, at first unseeing, and then her eyes filled with tears and she began sobbing.'Darling - I — I'm so ashamed, you seeing me, ' she stammered, 'but when I'm like that, I can't help it. And — once we started, with him inside me, I — I couldn't stop... ''It's all right, Mum — really!' I smiled, trying to reassure her, but still conscious that I was holding my mother's naked body in my arms. My penis was throbbing painfully, and I stroked her bare. He brewed very strong coffee and drank it quickly trying to shake the thunder from his brain. He busied himself with excel spreadsheets and project management software to try to get the image of Brenda's gorgeous tits out of his head. "Stupid Fuck" he thought aloud, as he imagined how good it would have been to suck those amazing nipples into his mouth. "Boy, you just don't know when to quit, do you?" he heard Brenda's voice behind him. His face once again reddened from embarrassment. "Oh.