Next day disappointed at not finding anything I called the number on herbusiness card to see if she could help me any further. An elderly man'svoice a...nswered and when I asked to speak to one of their lady assistantscalled Danny, he said in a faintly familiar Irish brogue they didn't haveanyone by that name but could he help instead.Obviously I was instantly on the alert and needing to extricate myself assoon as possible from the situation, immediately apologised saying I'msorry I think I must. I bet you suck dicks! Does your girlfriend know that you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose? I bet you want to share her with all your limp dicked friends so that you can still keep getting some cock up your ass too, or do you just want to be able to wear her clothes?" You can't talk to me that way! Mother! Make him stop!" The scroungy little fuck was so clueless I almost didn't have the heart to rehabilitate the fucker because I was laughing so hard."Were you born a slimy, scumbag. I knew her and nearly all my classmates since elementary school. I had beef with many close friends growing up, but we all eventually became cool overtime. But no, not this bitch. We've literally never gotten along since Kindergarten. I remember in 3rd grade she threw my whole box of crayons on the ground in art class, and scribbled all over my masterpiece. I pulled her by her hair and I got got in trouble of course. What made me mad was I'm a horrible drawer. While she was on her Da Vinci shit. Gita kakur shali sada bogol vorti chul gud vorti bal dekhei bujhlam biyer ratre torka dekhiye senseless hotei amar bnara dhore ghulolo,bloue tule ami dekhi khara mai tot tonachchhe,chuchhi chuschhi r or bon amar nungi tule kochi nunu chamra chhariye chuse jachchhe,gita mah mahgo onnnng onng kore chosachhchhe r or bon amar mujhe guud gunje bal r muter gondhe amar nake mukhe jol dhele cholechhe,Eri majhe boli chance pele chudte chuste pari mohuar pnod gud,pnod noy gnar,swopnar moto,sei gnar vora.