I always went into the shower after Tina. She would always leave her underwear in the bathroom after her shower. I would take her briefs or thong and ...I would smell her scent on them. They were always damp, sometimes soaking wet. I fantasized about her getting turned on, knowing that her skimpy underwear was so turning me on. I would fantasize about her masturbating in the shower and having to keep her moans and groans in check so that no one would hear her. I would never lock the bathroom door. The Navigator, a canal-side tavern in Devizes, stocked the amber nectar and I had purchased a gallon to share with the barge crew and Humphrey. As we made our way along the canal, appreciating the ale and the view, Humphrey told me something of himself, and why his wife had remained unplumbed, at least by him, for so many years.As I surmised, Humphrey Appleby had been born in Leicestershire, not far from the town of Melton Mowbray, famous for pork pies and Stilton cheese. The Applebys were. I watched it move and throb as his beautiful balls tightened up against his shaft. I kissed and sucked on each of his well defined balls. They felt so wonderful in my mouth. I ran my tongue along his shaft and it jerked and bounced, making my smile. I loved to please and tease him. I held his big, hard cock straight up and lowered my cock hungry lips over his engorged head. Tasting him made me moan and want more. I felt him against the back of my mouth, almost making my gag, I took more of him. .when he came, why did he shout his little brother’s name?”She scratches her head.The stage darkens.Vignette (g)A bedroom. A big cuddly Teddy Bear lies on a bed. The Teddy bear has an enormous penis.Enter Mary Christmas, Stage left.She looks around, puzzledly.Mary Christmas: “Oh dear, there doesn’t seem to be anybody here. How strange.”She notices the cuddly bear, and smiles at its phallus.Mary Christmas: “Oooh! Look at that! That’s interesting. I wonder….”She goes over to the bear and looks.