I have only school French. There was a man behind the bar who told me dinner would not be served until eight. It was seven o’clock so I had to wait ...an hour. I asked if he had a Champagne from the village. He said yes. He opened the bottle and poured me a small amount for tasting. This is the Champagne that I now import.”“His name was Rene. I finished the bottle and ordered another. Then he told me that it was his Champagne. I asked if he had a Distributor in the UK. He said no. I stood up and. He had promised to send his son, the building manager, by Friday but it was now Tuesday. Em had resorted to showering at friends' and her boyfriend’s place. But this morning she had woken up late for work, in serious need of a shower. She remembered a friend who loved taking “bird baths.” “Just clean the important bits,” her friend had said, “pits, tits, ass, and pussy.” As Em chugged her coffee in the kitchen, she found herself inching closer to the sink. She took off her pajama shirt and. "He dutifully left the room, returned to his own bedroom and stripped off anddressed in his bathrobe and went and had the shower as requested."I never thought he'd go for it," said Kelly."I know, I think it was that bit we said about mum saying he wouldn't do itthat worked." Yes she said that would clinch it, are all men so easily manipulated?" Not all but it's nice to know female tactics can overcome sometimes!"Jim completed his shower and didn't really consider the implications of hisactions. I didn't care a whit for the other simpering fools but the thought of my beautiful Princess under his sway was enough to make me delirious with distaste. I could picture her delicate backside crammed full of Donald cock and moving in that frenzied little dance she did when taking it from the rear. It was such a nightmare that I considered hacking off his head accidently with the carving knife for the roast but was at a loss for finding a suitable explanation to keep me off the gallows.