”The seed was on the top shelf in the garage. I could’ve gone for the step-ladder, but instead called, “Pap!”Out the open side door of the gar...age I could see him stick his head out the back door of the house. “Yeah, what’s up?”“Can you come here and help me for a minute?”He stopped a few feet away, hands on hips, and asked, “Whadd’a ya need?”“That bag – up there, on the top shelf” I said, pointing.He wasn’t six foot, but still had at least that many inches on me. He smirked, then turned away. He quieted, but now I could hear it myself. Vehicles, and more than one! I hadn't heard a car, or truck, or anything in months! I had walked all over these hills. No one had gas or diesel left. Hell, I ran dads pickup out of gas months ago. Only gas I had left was in the chain saw.I started seeing glints of the setting sun off of metal through the trees. I waited till they got to the corner where the driveway jogged straight to the house. I put a round into the tree in front of the first. I was still feeling more and more like this was a bad idea, but I couldn't help myself. My imprisoned erection was hurting, and my head was beginning to."Wait," came Ashley's voice as I reached the bench. "Take off your clothes before you lay down," she commanded, without really commanding at all."Oh really, now?" I was still playing the part, still trying to look like I was composed.She started doing that fake shyness thing again, where she twisted her body back and forth. Had I been. ..not at all...in fact, I...I can't really believe what I am lookingat. You say that he is still...intact?" More or less, after a fashion. Let me explain the procedure. Firstly wemoved the testicles back into the crestacle area until they were fullyretracted. Indeed, we encouraged the retraction rather more than would benatural in any circumstance and it would take considerable persuationforthem to reappear. You assessed your husband's...ah...capacity as beingthat of a 'a grower not a shower'.