” Lauren continued to giggle as dad twirled her around. Then he abruptly took her in his arms and kissed her on the lips. I was kind of stunned at t...his, but didn’t know whether or not I should object so I kept my mouth shut. He wasn’t just my dad, after all, he was also my landlord and my boss. I was highly dependent on him at the moment. He held her for a half minute or so as they looked into each other’s eyes with wide smiles on their faces. Uh oh, I thought, I’m going to have a mutual. Twelve long years and several patents later I had narrowed down the spinal nerve patterns that produced an orgasm.The first time I tried it out on myself I passed out. When I woke I had a crippled little knot where my prostate used to be. I pissed blood for days. I had given myself a ¾ jolt for three seconds. It was too much of a good thing!I recalibrated my device and set THAT as level 15 out of 20. I fitted a little parabolic antenna into the palm of my left hand and anchored the controls in. Both figuratively and literally. You wished for addictive semen, the capacity for unlimited male orgasms, and a box of Cuban cigars that was never empty.’ He paused. ‘How did that one work out for you, by the way?’ ‘I don’t fucking know!’ Leo shouted. ‘I never get to smoke ’em any-fucking-more because I’m stuck in this fucking room twenty-fucking-four hours a fucking day!’ Mikal held up his hands. ‘Now, Leo. Anger doesn’t help, here. And I don’t actually think ‘any-fucking-more’ is gramatically. With a serving tray full of various drinks in my hand, I said, “I think I have the orders right but don’t sue me if I messed up.”“You have money, now, so suing you might be a good thing,” Tempe laughed as she snagged a Sprite from the tray.“Ha! Lawyer fees will eat up your vast fortune in a hurry, if you sue Mike,” Ms. Katie laughed as she took the two bottles of Blue off the tray.“He did good. I can drink this Coke,” Zupena said as she grabbed one of the two remaining Cokes, leaving the other.