"What the hell?" I said, in frustration. Even my voice was different, softer, sultrier, sexier. Definitely something I didn't want to hear."Got the wr...ong side, dude," the caterpillar said, stating the obvious."Maybe you should try this side." He added pointing to the opposite side.I definitely didn't want to go around in a body like this, so I tried a piece from that side. There was another tingle, and my chest flattened out like I'd hoped it would. But I still wasn't quite right.Everything had. I might not tell them the complete truth, but I have never outright lied to them. Using my now compromised special phone, I sent an individual text to everyone on the list at the phone numbers provided in the text to me. It was a simple text that said, “If you want an opportunity to see a demonstration of my new Orgasmatron Ultra please come to a special viewing dinner at my house this Saturday night at 8:00 pm. Please reply your answer to this text within 24 hours.”I had planned to unveil my. You totally neglected to pay rent for the time you stayed in my house after gramps died and now you complain about helping me out? That's bullshit. And on top of that, we both know you would probably be on the street now if it wasn't for poor Kathy slaving away in that half assed little cafe. Hell, you probably haven't worked a full day in your life. You think I didn't see you when you were supposedly farming? Shit, you drove around on your little tractor for a while then headed for the river. ...I don't......but I have a..... oh that feels good." She continues to moan softly. Then the sounds of them kissing. Then silence. A minute passes. I hear rustling, and the wet sound of them kissing. "Oh god your tongue feels good" I hear her say. "Oh god lick me good, right there" and I realize he is going down on her. What an asshole! I can't move, I can barely think, and I'm hoping this is all a bad dream. My erection is rubbing against the bed, and every move of my legs makes the butt plug.