“Oh God “I said,” did I wet myself?” Ali smiled and said “oh no, you just enjoyed yourself more than you have ever done before” and you kn...ow, something? She was so right!The champagne went straight to my head and i got the worst fit of the giggles, they must have been contagious, because before long we were both laughing like hyenas and falling into each other’s arms, our bodies shaking in time with our giggles, then we were kissing again. I could taste the champagne on her lips, but I could. (Obviously I'd warned both girls in advance that I'd be acting so focused on Diana, so Claire wouldn't feel jealous and say something she shouldn't.)That'd been the sum total of my plan, merely to give Mrs. Norris hope about Diana and me, and to show her that I clearly didn't want the company of a morally too-flexible girl who would willingly reveal her bare breasts. As it turned out, the landscaping project got larger and larger (it required heavy earthmoving equipment, a crane to lift the. The floor was concrete over there. Carpet, the only carpet in the house, covered the rest of the floor. A poker table sat in the middle; on the west side, three bookshelves were cluttered with board games. Alex’s guitars, drumkit, and keyboard decorated the north wall. To the east, a big TV, on its stand, faced a couch and loveseat set that still smelled like the warehouse they were delivered from.“Why are you surprised? It’s your house,” Doug said.“Holy crap. Max must’ve done the whole. . it makes her more perfect than ever."Yeah, when he realized that, unlike him, I'd never been unfaithful and his accusations were totally groundless, his heart just gave out. I know the hypertension and lack of any exercise other than banging his secretary didn't help," she adds, grinning ruefully, "but there's no doubt in anyone's mind, who was there, that it was the sure and certain knowledge of the screwing he was about to undergo that did him in. I'd finally had enough and had him.