He's damn near the perfect boyfriend." Except..." Except we've been going out for three weeks and he hasn't made even something resembling the slighte...st hint of a move on me!" Aaah. Sophie's horny." And how. And he hasn't done anything more than kiss me. Oh, and just to ratchet up my hormones a few degrees, he's an exceptionally good kisser." Really? Prep Boy?" Yeah. Surprised me how good he is." Hmmm. Well, as for your little problem, you've gotta understand; three weeks for you might be an. ” I love to hear about her adventures and I did find it sexy, but I was beginning to fear that I was going to be stuck with hotel porn for the whole week-end. When Jack got back he told me we had the” best pair of tits on the floor.” That evening Jack took us out for a nice dinner at a restaurant just off the beach and then out to a dance club. My wife looked awesome in a little red dress, but I had to wonder why she had spent so much time picking underwear for the trip, since she went. So why isn't it in them you might ask. Why the omission?Plausible deniability maybe?Shame?Or just good old fashioned fear?Maybe it was there before, unaware of what it was truly for without the light to give it a real purpose. Who knows. One night, that was all it took for it to eradicate what had been made before. A single night, and the world around us crumpled into blood and dust before them. Most of it anyway. In darkness, they swept silently over us while we slept soundly in our beds.. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see youWhy do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on.