? toh maine kaha sorry maimi fir aisa nahi hoga aur apne hot mami ke hoto ke pass le gaya toh mami ne hi mujko khicha aur kiss karne lagi tab maine so...cha ki aag dono taraf lagi hui hai yahi mauka hai loha Garam hai hatoda marna chahiye aur maine mami ko kiss karte karte sofe pe lita diya aur unki sadi utarne laga tabhi mami ne kaha ki aare zara dhire abhi pura din baki hai aur uthkar main drwaza band kiya aur aur muje collar ko pakad kar bedroom mai le gai toh muje laga daal mai kuch kala hai. ”― Deepak Chopra13. “My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”― Chelsea Handler14. “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”― Lily Tomlin15. “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”― George Bernard Shaw16. “Sex at age 90 is like. It's weird, I'm not gay, I don't like boys in that way at all. But withyou it seems to be different, it something about you. Matter of fact Ifind boys repulsive at times. Girls I find attractive, fun to be with andso much easier to relate with. I guess living with 2 has had that effecton me, among other things. But I would say I'm not gay, I guess. Are youworried you are?" At this point, now I needed to know."I'm not sure, I really don't know. Strangely I'm a lot like you as I'mnot in to guys. .. well, we were both something quite different. I was an utterly devastating debutante and you were a farmer in the new world..." The son of a farmer in the new world," he put in ironically."Well, at any rate, we were both fitted. If our corners were not rubbed off they were at least pulled in. But deep in us both I think there was something more needed for happiness. I didn't know what I wanted. I was, impatient, month by month getting less acquiescent and more dissatisfied. I used to sit.