I knew I shouldn’t gawk, but... “Wow!”“So where’s this hot jock I’m supposed to be dating?” she asked, posing by the door.“I’d say h...e’s still upstairs, but you’d make me go get him,” I said. “Wow, Dumpling!” I stopped myself. “I can’t really call you that anymore, can I?”“Tony, you can call me the south end of a horse headed north if you want to. What I look like doesn’t change who I am.”“I hope not!” I said. “But what you look like might give some guys a different idea.”“Really, Pogo? What. "No," she said."So then it's all just about the fucking?" Matt, I—," she began, trying to hold his gaze. Then she looked down at the papers on her lap. "Yes—I guess it was about the sex. The flirting, and then the sex." I see," he said. Silence."I think I'd like you to sleep in the guest room," he said, his voice still calm and quiet. She nodded, and got out of bed, sliding her feet into her slippers. She reached for her robe on the chair."Unless of course you fucked him in this bed. If you did. Bobbi out."David came back in and said, "Okay, we'll go out in a buggy. Wear your sword and a vest. I'm not sure about them after having 'Arnie' say what he did."We left with swords, radios, and vests. We came out the back of the Duck following the Humvee which took up a position to the rear of Duck. We came out in a dune buggy with David driving. We went over a hundred yards from Duck and the Humvee and stopped. Two men approached on foot. We got out of the buggy wearing shorts, vests, swords,. R-r- i-i-p-p-p!More trouble! For my tight shorts were simply not equal to the strain ofbending forward. In a wave of panic, I felt them tear apart at the seam,clear to the belt-line! Leaving me feminized, soaked to the akin, andnow without pants! In public!The girls were quick to catch onto my predicament."Quiet, Uncle Charles," Bobbi cautioned. "We've got to get you out ofhere!" But how?" I almost cried. "Look at me! Where could I go like this?!" Our place," Marie said immediately. "It's just.