Kaka: my mother…Shekh: ari nahi tumchi language madunich bola.Kaka: hi mazi aai. Ha maza ek relative ani hi mazi wife. Mavshi tevdhyat aali hoti. Sh...ekh mala ani mavshikade pahun hasla. Me: good afternoon sir.Mavshi: welcome to our home.Shekh: nahi nahi mila tuchi language kalti. Tyatunch bola.Aamhi haslo. Mavshi parat swayampak gharat geli tila pahun shekh chya chehrya varil bhaav thode badalale hote. Pan bolnyat tyannehi laksha dila nahi. Tyacha sahakari matra shaant hota. To mala khup sadha. "Please don't make be beg..."I paused for a second, to compose myself, and to jettison any of Sid's influence that might still be sticking to me like bad cologne."Moira, I'll be up in just a second. You definitely don't need to beg. I am, quite literally, at your service, my lady." The last was said with utmost sincerity."Just hurry, Jake. Saralinda's gotten me all worked up." I'll be right there," I said, and hung up. I pulled a pair of khaki shorts over my boxers, and pulled on a Hawaiian. ”“Can’t we open it now? Please?”“Nope, promise me that you’ll wait.”“Okay, I promise, cross my heart and hope to die.”“You don’t have to go that far girls, a simple promise will do.”“Yes daddy, we promise.”Over the years we’ve had a lot of fun camping with our family but this was going to be different. There was only going to be Beaver and me this time and we wanted to go somewhere that was next to a beach and had some facilities. This meant that there would be other people there and we didn’t. Maine pucha, “Ye kaha lekar aaye mujhe?”Usne bola utro aur jaisa main bolta hu waisa karo. Main bahot disappoint ho gayi fir soch kuch to exciting hoga. Fir mujhe pata chala hum disco aaye hai, woh mujhe andar le gaya. Hum dono ne drink bhi kiya bahot. Fir bola jaao abhi dance floor pe dance karo. Aur koi bhi puche to ha bol do.Maine bola main samjhi nahi. Rohit bola jaisa main bolta hu waisa karo. Ek to waise hi ladke mujhe ghur rahe the itni choti dress ki wajah se. Aur uper se akele dance.