Susan couldn't hold it in, "Mom — Dad ... Richard won the Big Money State Lotto — that nobody's won for almost eighteen months!"I broke my straigh...t face, pulled my ticket out of my wallet and said, "Three hundred and fifty-eight million dollars, Sir — I need a CPA to help me with some rapid decisions I need to make."Susan and Mom got up and screamed out loud, while Dad was just sitting there, chuckling a bit. After the ladies calmed down, I went on."How long do I have to claim the winnings,. My eyes glanced down again at my dad's crotch. His bulge was bigger than ever.."Well you shouldn't go into the house like that," I told him..He looked at me with a confused stare. I pointed to his erection.."I can't help it. All this talk about blowjobs and swallowing has me all worked up," he replied with a chuckle.."Well you should take care of it. No telling what Gramma and Grampa will say if they see it," I answered.."Yea, like I'm just gonna whip it out and jerk off in front of you," he. "Now tell me. How have you been?" Uh," Toady scratched his head, "well," he scratched some more, "Things have been a bit rough. I lost my job as a bouncer. I haven't been in a relationship in seven years. I was... wait, why am I telling you this? What did you want to see me for?" No need to worry about that!" I strolled closer towards him. "Just wanting to catch up with an old school-friend. Is there anything wrong with that?" Oh no, of course not!" He was becoming so marvellously tense.I came. All you need is a new battery.”“Yeah? And just how the fuck am I supposed to get a new battery?” She was angry, and she sounded as if it was my fault.“Look, don’t yell at me. Borrow your mom’s car and drive to the auto place.”“And who the fuck is going to put it in?” Her voice was still at a decibel level well above conversation.“Not my fuckin’ problem! “ I snarled back, as I crossed the street and went into my house.About two hours later there was a knock at my door. I was surprised to see.