At that moment my parents arrived with my brothers and sisters. Living farthest from the road, they had hidden farthest away. My mother was crying, an...d my father picked me up like a c***d and carried me up the hill to their own hut. They put me inside in my old place, and I slept for many days. They burned down the wise-woman’s hut the next day to destroy the evil that the Mongol had brought, and made the place the new midden for our village, so that every time we shit, we shit on the r****t’s. ” I had not even finished when Jessica started to walk toward me dancing. I pushed the chair I was in back from the table so she would have room to dance. When she reached me the first thing she did was turn around ass facing me and bend down far enough to cause her skirt to ride up showing me her little white bikini styled panties. She kept her legs straight and arched her back, sticking her ass out as far and high into the air as she could, then looked back at me. “Spank me” she asked. I. …..And Melanie watched almost in slow-motion as the bullet flew forwards and slammed into her chest, targeted perfectly between her breasts, and flattened against her body before bouncing, yes, BOUNCING, off. She didn’t even feel it! She looked up and smirked; the robber went pale. He clearly wasn’t the brightest bulb in the box, because he whipped his second gun down and started unloading both clips on her. Bullets flew forwards, drilling into her chest and bouncing off harmlessly, leaving. ”“Oh, did you clogg the urinal there in the summer?”“Nope.” She sighed and then declared in a very enthusiastic voice, “Gosh, Mom, that’s a really big burger!”“Oh, my god. You were the little shit who clogged the toilet!”“i ate too many tacos when acting for the local Local TV spot, but everyone in town kind of knows me from it. They’ve been running unblocking that urinal for 5 years.”“So, I haven’t seen you on campus then?”“Me? No. I’m going to be a freshman.”“Oh, here at the U?” My heart was.