I was starting to have trouble talking without lisping. ‘Yep, you have one year. And yes, if you do the math, that means you have to do four hundred... different people within three hundred and sixty-five days. So you’ll need to double and triple up on some days. And I wouldn’t take many days off, if I were you.’ I giggled. My hair had turned almost completely golden blonde now and my boobs were massive jiggling things. ‘But, like, what happens at the end of the year?’ I asked. ‘Well, first, let. . dry heaves.The mop and bucket appeared ... the mop performed its designated duty and the bucket waddled off towards the large opening in the hanger bay. The bucket wrung the mop and poured the water vomit mix out the hatch ... DOWN..."AAARRRGGGHHH!!" exclaimed the nurse and she fled."I see all three boats in the corner..." and they were ... in the corner. "What, pray tell, are they sailing?" I asked."They wanted something new and unusual," Stevie said, "So I built them a two hander Cat."I. .. I don’t mean your father ... I mean Richard; my father.It was him I screamed at.”I gaped at her, “Your own Father?”“And I must tell you now Dick; He was your father also.I was still gaping!You see your dad wasn’t your natural father. You were sired by Richard; when I was seventeen.”She paused to give it a chance to sink in.“You mean ... your father ... Richard, made me?”“Yes Dick. My own father got me pregnant when I was seventeen; when I had already met your dad at the College Hop.We’d. ‘Oh sorry, I am going camping for a couple of weeks and I wanted to be sure I had a replacement so your lawn stays nice. I want to show him how to do it right!’ Stan rambled on and for a split second he thought Mrs. Keating would see right through his lie. ‘Well isn’t that just mature of you Stanley! It is sweet you would worry about me like that.’ Katherine said and she could see the smile light up on his face as she made her praises. ‘Mrs. Keating I also have some ideas for your backyard as.