. "I pointed to the phone and he asked, "Um could I use your bathroom first. I just drank a huge soda and well I..."I walked him down the hall toward ...the downstairs bathroom when he suddenly veered off into the living room. It took me a minute to realize that he was no longer following me and I turned back and looked into the living room.He walked over to the mantle and picked up the framed picture of me and the girls that was taken just last summer. "Your daughters are very beautiful; just like. I knew what was going to happen, I could tell from the way she was looking me over that she was horny. I took it in happily."Why do you want to know?" she asked, still looking at my crotch."Well, you are crying so much I thought maybe you gave Harrison your cherry, and now he doesn't want you. Now that would be something to cry over."She dabbed her eyes and came and sat next to me."This was my first love. I didn't want it to stop," she moaned.This was my time!"That looser only wanted you to say. Haley had not only garnered her a job at a prestigious architecture firm, but a nice starting salary in the upper 30’s and a signing bonus of half that amount. She found the Orientation the following Thursday basically a waste of time. The benefits of the company were explained, and the dress code reiterated, both items covered already by Mrs. Cooper the day of the interview, so other than filling out the requisite W4 tax form and the I9 Immigration status form, it was a waste of a morning as.