He barely fit in his skin tight girls jeans, which had rhinestones on the ends of the pockets and tears horizontally across the thighs. His dark shirt... was a bit loose, but silky and clingy as one end was falling off of his shoulder. As he used his hand, painted with black nail polish, to sweep back his now-bleached hair, the doctor saw his black stud earrings, and got a good look at his face. It was all the doctor could do to hold himself back now, seeing his perfectly made-up skin, thin,. Sixteen years of marriage and not a kid ... turned out that she had been aborting my brats at the rate of one every three years or so. She left me after getting knocked up by her boss ... turned out that she went out of her way to make sure that she conceived by another man instead of me. Wanna know what she said to me as she left?”“What?” I asked him out of morbid curiosity.“Her last words to me were, ‘My only regret is that I didn’t make you get a vasectomy, so that I could prevent you from. "Diane opened two bottles of Merlot. I faced our parents. I said, "Iknow you are thinking that there is something bad. It is not. It ishighly unusual." I spoke to Diane's parents. "John and Marge," then tomine, "Mom and Dad," then to all, "We got switched. I am Jack, but I amin Diane's body. Diane is in mine."(Side note to readers. Jack was in Diane's body but acting like Jack.Diane was acting like Diane in Jack's body.)All of our parents said, "What? How? Why? When? Is this a joke?"Diane said,. "Did you help him?" she asks."No, I did not, it's 3 in the morning and it's frigin' well pouring rain out there!" Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."The man does as he's told, gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain.He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" Yes,".