"The children were getting up to leave as the front door almost drowned out the sound of rapid footsteps and a slim red headed shape not quite hurtled... into Morg's seated form. The form morphed into Pat Sweeney raining kisses on Morg's lips."Muuuummmmm! Yuk! Public displays of affection are not allowed." George wailed.His mother, now firmly positioned in Morg's lap, looked primly at her son,"You'll change your mind young man and I will constantly remind you of your present beliefs. Morg, you. Lollipops and suckers were out. It only takes me threelicks (crunch) to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Iremembered that before I smoked, I used to chew up a boxor two of pencils a week. It helped explain why I soquickly went from non-smoking to a pack-a-day.Other substitutions were suggested, discussed, anddismissed, for a variety of reasons. I think thetherapist was at wits end (the topic had strayed far afield of PJ’s problems) when she suggested sex. Not withher –. How wrong I was, he thinks, theseguys are actually awesome, my new friends!After about two hours the five men were all visibly drunk, they alreadyhad quite a few drinks and they were now laughing loud and telling dirtyand misogynistic jokes! They started shamelessly whistling and pointingfingers at random good looking women inside the bar and screaming outvulgarities and it seems Adam wasn't acting any differently, he was gladlycopying them in his drunken stupor... when the waitress came to. Well, I wasn't in the mood. "Apparently, I'm gonna live. Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a bitch right now. Although that's debatable, I guess."That set her back a step. "You're right. I'm sorry. I'm just so worried and angry right now!" Notice how she deftly steered the conversation back to her. It went on like this for awhile till the nurse came in and said I needed to rest.I didn't break any bones, but I did dislocate my shoulder and bounce my head pretty hard (damn near split my helmet in.