The touch on her crotch was electric. It had been awhile since she last masturbated, and she'd been so busy with her job lately that she hadn't been o...ut in even longer. A long time since she'd had a man in her bed. This was a good dream, she decided. The touch she felt was firm, but not too firm. Fingers seemed to slip past the material of her swimsuit to massage her pussylips, gently spreading them to stroke her clit, to dip into her hole, to spread her leaking juices up to her asshole and. "Go get the baby oil." She said. I obeyed. Then she stripped down completely nude, and drenched herself in the oil. "I need help rubbing it in." she said, so I walked over and started rubbing the oil into her tits, all over her stomach, and eventually her ass and thighs. I began to kiss her neck, until she whipped around and kissed me hard on the lips. Then I picked her up by her ass cheeks, and sat her down right on my shaft, so that the only thing keeping her off the ground was my cock.. Her legs squeezed tight and her body shivered. The bathroom door opened quickly and he was standing in the doorway staring at her. Her hand slid from her pussy and she stood up. She half ran past him into the bathroom and slammed the door behind her.When she came out of the bathroom she didn't look at him, she just walked over to the couch and sat down. She apologized for her behavior and told him that she was a really big flirt and that was all. She never meant for things to go that far and. .." Okay, I have a proposal then. What I want is every guy on the planet, each time they make smartass remark about some woman's tits his own start to grow a cup size over the next week or so. If he keeps it up they'll keep growing until he has boobs as big as mine." My dear, I am going to have to put you on staff. I don't think I could have come up with that given all eternity!" Well, in school they taught me to think outside the box." Even I have the sense not to touch that one, Bonnie. Quite.