We all stood there looking at each other for a brief moment before I realized I had dropped the towel when I stood up. I used one hand to cover myself... as I bent over to retrieve the towel, stammering and apologizing . Then straightening up we made eye contact again, and we all had a good laugh. 'This is a page right out of a damn cartoon.' I said ' You just can't make this stuff.' I laughed. 'Uhhhhhh', I hope we aren't interrupting anything.' One of them said as their glances went up and down. Maine sharm ke maare garden jhuka li. Aur usne dhaakeee marne chaalu kr diyee. Aur main tez tez. Khud apni gaand piche kr ke dhaake khaane lgi. . Jisse wo baar baar gate m lg rha th aur gate ki awaj ho rhi thi . Wo bola bahan ki lodi pakdwayegi kyaaa. . Maine bola sorry.Wo bola sorry gyi tel lenee. Ab tujhe zor se dhakke chahiye naa. Ab deta hu. Chl bend ho . Aur tere legs pure straight hi rhne chahiye. Aur sar bilkul niche. Aur mujhe deewar se lga diya aur phir dakke marne lgaa. Iss position m. Later it occurred to me that there might be a good reason for the option, and a quick perusal of the forums proved that it was, in fact, a valid and rational business decision. So, this story was tossed into the dirty basement of my hard drive with the intent that it never see the light of day. Unfortunately for those who might actually read it, tonight my sense of decency has been blurred enough by entirely too much rum that I'm going to post it. On the bright side, it does incorporate my two. ??Come in LEROY? MSANN said with a pleasant smile. A chill came over Leroy warm body as heremembered his last encounter with MS ANN.?Leroy replied was ?No thank you MS ANN I?m realbusy now?. MS ANN smile turn to a cold look and a command camefrom her ?Get your black ass in now? Leroy took a deep breath and enter in theLimo. While entering the limo Leroy notice MS ANN husband John was sitting atthe opposite window. The Driver a white man with a goatee and dark sunglassesLeroy was now sitting.