I've got something for you."Johnny was naturally wary of old men in overcoats visiting his sex shop. "Hey, listen, man, please don't flash me. Look ar...ound us, if I wanted to see a penis I would just–"He was cut off by the stranger reaching into his coat & producing a mysterious brass object. Johnny breathed a sigh of relief, if only because it was neither a weapon or genitals, & immediately began to worry about this new unknown."This is for you," the man declared, ceremoniously plunking the. " I had this weird dream." Emily replied."What is it sugar?" Michelle asked."These two lesbians handcuffed me, much like I am now, and threatened topay me back for everything that I have said on my website. Don't you thingthat is the craziest thing you ever heard?" Oh, sugar, your night hasn't nearly gotten to a level of weirdness." What do you mean? And why is my breathing so constricted?" Ladies, could you join us?"As Stephanie and myself walked back into the room, I could see the look ofpure. I then suggested to her that my Norse God Thor was far mightier than her wimpy Mediterranean middle-eastern God. My God had a hammer ... and hers got nailed onto a cross. I laughed evilly while she tried to bludgeon the devil out of me with her ever-present bible.72. The High School Counselor – It was clearly obvious that she hated her job, if not her entire life so far to date. When I asked her where she hoped to be in a year, she was pretty specific. In a year she hoped to be married and. She hugged me warmly and I felt her warm and soft woman's body against my harder, youthful body and I took her back and my heart chopped like a bar hammer inside my chest.Like me, Kurt was wearing only a t-shirt and a pair of shorts and now I got to meet him too. He was in Lena's age, it turned out later that he was 45 and Lena 47, but he was a very handsome man with almost gray hair despite his age.He also hugged me, but not as tightly as Lena and I felt strange about this immediate proximity.