* Every calendar’s days are numbered.* A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.* He had... a photographic memory that was never developed.* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.* Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.* Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.* Acupuncture is a jab well done.Another candidate joke, from Reltney. "Hi honey." He smiled as he arrived just when she had clocked out for her lunch hour. With a weird smile on her face, she took him to the back storeroom. She undid his belt as she dragged him along.By the time the storeroom door was locked, she had stripped down to her pantyhose and he was standing naked before her. Being as strong willed as always, she ordered him to slip on a pair of matching suntan hose and climb on top of her. She loved the feeling of his hose covered cock inside her hose. " Uh, I think not!" she commanded, laughing."You know I'm just kiddin'," he laughed.The last night Danny was there he promised he'd spend it just with Jen. After all, she was the best friend he still had down there, he had told her. They went out to dinner, then wound up back at her house, watching a movie with her parents.Jen was hoping her parents wouldn't say anything like, "Oh Jen! Where's Ryan?" teasing, to embarrass her. She felt a bit weird with him, being alone with him in the. I walked up behind Tracie and started massaging her tits. Tracie started moaning and damn if she didn’t have an orgasm without anyone even touching her pussy. I turned Tracie around and kissed her. I turned toward Cassie and picked her up and started walking toward the bedroom. Tracie at first just stood there until Cassie said come on Mom what u waiting for. Tracie started walking with us but I could tell she was very apprehensive. I stood Cassie on the bed and turned around and looked at.