It is intended to be humourous andsatirical and contains controversial ideas about religion and spiritualbeliefs. If you think you may be offended by ...this, please don't read it.Otherwise, enjoy!Topsy & Tim go to Pick'n'mix(r) by Skip TaserIt is the year 2025. The turbulent years of religious and spiritualconfusion are thankfully over and the shift of consciousness heraldingthe "Age of Aquarius" is well underway. We have been showered withblessings from Hoova to show us the way. The Altean. But what is their weakness? I had seen the beings many times in my life they lose their balance a lot while they walk around the yard. We can trip up the being as they come to harvest us. But how? Then it just came to me. I have a friend that owes me a favor I will talk to her. ‘Hey Creeping Myrtle.’ ‘Yeah.’ A lazy voice replied. ‘I need to cash in on that favor you owe me. ‘ ‘What can I help you with?’ Myrtle and I speak through the night of all the things that could bring the downfall of the. “Yeah, my baby is going to be devastated when she finds out we are divorcing,” Jeff said.“Kids are resilient, Sara will bounce back,” I said, with more confidence than I felt.“Are you going to tell Blake what they are doing?” He asked.“Yup, the kid is 12 years old now, if nothing else this is a good lesson for him about consequences,” I replied, “How about you? Are you going to tell Sara?”“Yeah, I feel the same way you do. I am not going to shield Becky from Sara’s wrath either. Sara can choose. As the president of a top women's fashion store, Mason was always conscious of a woman's dress. Today he saw that Nita was wearing a beautiful gray wool suit with a high-necked silk blouse. Aside from the gold watch she was wearing, her only adornment was a double strand of pearls.The girl was stunned at Mason's first words: "Nita, it really doesn't work." What doesn't work? I'm afraid I don't understand."Mason was in his late fifties. He looked distinguished in a very conservatively-cut suit..