I know I am not crazy. This was getting interesting.The moans continued and they grew with each minute. I heard the lapping of something wet. It was a...lmost like the sound of a dog drinking water. Then I heard this female tell Mike,"Oh fuck!You eat pussy so fucking good!" I was surprised but it was a different kind of surprise. Like I wanted to be pissed but it was like listening to a dirty movie. I called out to Mike. " Honey how does her pussy taste?" He didn't answer me at first. I thought. . And he was at this time coming to our home sometimes after hours to go through work details with her. Often when I would be out, as I worked evenings then. Well, one night I came home early. He boss had just left, and she had just her nightgown on. There was an empty condom pack on the lounge floor, and a used condom in the shower. I said nothing about it and pretended not to notice but I felt sick. I jerked off about it a lot. Especially since I found out he was having her in the arsehole. " I am." You've both masturbated, haven't you?"Two nodding heads."Good. We decided that when it was time, we wanted to be the ones to show you how to act, how to do it properly, so to speak. Do you understand?"Neither child spoke. Of course they understood; they just didn't know what to say."Of course you understand. Now both of you shut off the TV and come up to our bedroom."As Johnny and Jennie walked together upstairs, they saw in each other's eyes both trepidation and anticipation, with the. We buckled up.Amy said, “Hands just touching the yoke, feet resting lightly on the pedals. Follow me along.”She reached for the key ... I slapped her hand.“We’re going nowhere until you run the list,” I said.Big Grin!“See, you can learn something,” she said. “Old dog and new tricks.”“Youngster, I’ll have you know, you can trust me. I won’t be thirty until next May.”“I thought you were 40,” she said.We bounced out. The checklist wasn’t very long but it was long enough. The glass fuel tank water.